Dumb Crook jokes can consistently elicit a smile to internet surfer’s face. In the crook’s effort to get away with a crime or take items for nothing, robbers will engage in some increasingly unusual (and sure to be hilarious) activities. However, a few crooks also engage in many very crazy endeavors. When the criminal’s crimes are stupid enough or funny enough then they is deserving of the emblem of one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals. However, several of the World’s Dumbest Criminals try to do things that are increasingly stupid, this is the situation with our newest addition to the World’s Dumbest Criminals.

This story was reported from Canton, Ohio. A 21 year old decided that it would be a great idea to relieve himself on a Wal-Mart deli meat counter top. Global Grind told the story of, “According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.” (Man Walks In Wal-Mart And Pees On The Meat, 2010).

Public Safety were called to the Wal-Mart in the vicinity of 1:30 a.m., Friday January 21, 2010. It has still not been provided whether the crook was on illegal substances or under the influence of alcohol. The news report was evident how much damage that was done. Bossip reported, “The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat. Police have not commented on whether alcohol or drugs played a role in Jenkin’s actions, the site reported. Jenkins is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, Fox8.com reported.” (Random Ridiculousness: Man Pees on $600 Worth of Steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart, 2010)

Does it really matter why he urinated on the Wal-Mart meat counter? Yes, this situation does beg to know why in the world he would do this? However, I do not think the police will ever release this information. No matter why he did it, this story certainly deserves to be in the annals of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.

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Bruce Carl is the founder and developer of several blogs about online affiliate marketing and World’s Dumbest Criminals.

 

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