They woke me from a deep sleep early this morning and told me they were coming to take me away ha ha he he…so I got up and brushed my teeth and put some deoderant on the pits. They wouldn’t let me eat any grub because the machines like to read a clean slate. So I got in a chair and started watching some movie.

8:30 went by. 9:30…10:30…and at 10:45, the nurse said that she couldn’t find the order and there were six people scheduled ahead of me, so my scan wouldn’t happen until sometime this afternoon.

So I got to eat an ounce of Rice Krispies and a lame bagel.

It’s tough to beat that to get a good start on the day.

I got all the cables they have attached to me removed and took a shower, washing off a day or two of funk, and that picked things up for me. If you are unable to go home you can at least be clean. It isn’t so bad, I have a single room, and if I want to scratch where I itch I don’t have to glance around to see the coast is clear. But it isn’t home, if you know what I mean. If you’re away from home for long periods of time, then you definitely should look into a security surveillance camera.

Last night they started giving me a blood thinner by way of a shot straight to the gut. At first I thought they were kidding, but that’s where it goes. I may even have to learn how to do this myself, which I’m not looking forward to. But you discover you’ll do a lot of things to keep ticking.

I checked out some mail last night after I couldn’t find any good TV, and I got a bang out of this.

Dear Big Kahuna,

I have worked nights for years putting myself through school. Recently, a number of people here have had problems when they got off work. I heard about your site from one of the secretaries here who showed me a couple of items she picked up from you. At first I thought she was a little nuts, but then I went to the site anyway.

I looked at everything but didn’t get anything. Then one night I went back to the site after reading an email you wrote about Wildfire pepper spray. Something told me to get my hands on it, and also to get the water cannisters to practice with.

It arrived a few days later, and I tested it out in the back yard. Then I started carrying it, and I have to admit it made me feel more confident. Last week a couple of us were walking to our cars when two guys tried to rob us. I pulled the Mace Pepper Gun out of my pocket and fired. I hit both of these guys before anybody knew what happened. It sounded they were being electrocuted. They were really screaming. The folks from work asked what to do next, and I said “Go home.”

That’s what we did, leaving the mooks on the street. I know you’ll have at least two more customers right quick ready to buy pepper spray.

“Stay aware, alert, and be sure to have a plan.”

Truer words were ever spoken.

Jimmy

Thanks, Jimmy, I’ll be sending you a Big Kahuna T Shirt soon.

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