Life can be okay in the sometimes, other times it can get you down. When you need a little lift you can read some of these funny quotes about life.

“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” Dennis Miller

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. ” Robert Frost

“I dream for a living. ” Steven Spielberg

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. ” Zsa Zsa Gabor

“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” Rita Rudner

“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. ” Jean Harlow

Take a look through the best good quotes about life.

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.” George Burns

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ” Erma Bombeck

“When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken ” anonymous

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ” Robert A. Heinlein

Or what about these cute quotes about life.

“Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it — and some of your spouse’s family does too.” Anonymous

“As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.” Jack Handey

“The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: “If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody’s slipped up somewhere.”" David Frost

“Congratulations to Wayne Rooney. He scored three times on Tuesday. He hasn’t done that since he crashed a pensioners’ bingo night.” Jonathan Ross

“They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can…if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.” Jo Brand

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